Greg Dies

Greg Heffley was working all week on his science project. It was the only thing that would bring up his current grade of an F in science. "I am gonna do great on this!" he said. The bell rang, and he went into science class. The class sat down. "Now, class. Who would like to go first to present?" the teacher asked. Greg raised his hand, and went up to present. But, as he went up, he yawned. The teachers eyes were widened in horror, and she looked ready to EXPLODE!! "My science project is on-"
"

''YOU FOOL THE DARK LORD DOES NOT APPRECIATE THIS LOLLYGAGGING! GET TO WORK AND STOP BEING SUCH A WHINY ASSHOLE!!''

The teacher screeched
"Alright, I'll be quieter. Just shut up about it." Greg said.

''WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU DO NOT TELL THE DARK LORD TO SHUT UP! YOU SMELL LIKE A PILE OF SHIT AND WILL NEVER ACHIEVE ANYTHING!!''

Greg: Fine, but can I go to the bathroom at least?
The teacher: SKRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Greg ran out of the school, crying. He went to his room and hung himself. EVIL PATRIXXX jumped out and died. You heard me. EVIL PATRIXXX DIED!
And then a skeleton popped out.